February 2011
2 posts
Superbowl=DREAMS!
For most, especially 95% of people who attended my boarding school today means MANLY COMPETITION AND BEER! For me, the superbowl is a day of DREAMS!
Why would I say this? I am a girly female comedy nerd who certainly doesn’t care much for the sports. I WILL TELL YOU!
In February 2008, I performed my first improv show on the UCB stage, Improv 101 with Erik Tanouye. I was very nervous and...
WOAH
I haven’t been on Tumblr in about a year. I feel ashamed about my one year ago posts. Except for the the whippet one, I still stand by that. SO MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR!
Warning: this is kind of cheesy/ self nurturing/ health and wellness-y
I felt inspired to write a blog entry after my recent hospital experience. I won’t explain the whole thing because I’m bored of doing it...
September 2009
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August 2009
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“In the movie Groundhog Day…”
– My Dad (When he plays family movie trivia he always starts with this) I love Marty.
“It’s great to date someone your own race because then you can go home and...”
– Ali Wong (awesome stand up)
G-Chatting with Mom
me: mOM!
(after seeing "anne is typing" for 2 minutes) it's a chat, not an email
Anne: What's up?
me: haha
did dad get my e-mail?
Anne: Ha Ha yourself
The Kids in the Hall reunite for a murder-mystery... →
eeek!
rubysneakers:
atsween:
Just imagine how much fun Harper’s Island could have been if it had been written by and starred The Kids in the Hall. If you live in Canada, you don’t have to imagine it, because the Kids are creating just that. Death Comes to Town is to be an eight-part comedy where the Kids (Scott Thompson, Dave Foley, Mark McKinney, Bruce McCulloch and Kevin McDonald) will each...
Shows this week!!
8/20/2009 - Improv - FREE Froduce show at The Creek @ 8:00pm
8/20/2009 - Improv - North Coast show at Under St. Marks Theater @ 10:30pm ($5)
8/21/2009 - Improv - North Coast show at The Brooklyn Lyceum @ 10:00pm ($5, I think…)
8/23/2009 - Improv - FREE Froduce show at The Creek @ 7:00pm
8/23/2009 - Improv - FREE Froduce show at The Creek @ 8:00pm (back to back shows!)
New York City squirrels, they ain't too smart
YES! Pigeons also attack me daily. I am a target. They can smell my fear.
thetrifler:
There’s a limited number of squirrels in the city. But they appear sometimes. In a cliche display of melting pot diversity, their breeds appear to be mixed and non-regional. Gray ones, brown ones, black ones; gray ones with brown tails, brown ones with gray tails.
They also don’t act like rural squirrels. My...
Why Whippets?
When I think of whippets, I think of the opening scene in the movie Thirteen where the girls punch each other in the face after each time that they sniff it. I thought it made sense because they were THIRTEEN. Why are comedians doing it now? What happened to the real Del Close/Chris Farley hard core drug days? Comedians used to be respectable screw ups, who lived on the edge. Now comedians are...
“I feel like if I had huge boobs I’d be horny all the time- Katie...”
“Never get any job where they actually expect you to show up - ian roberts”
DCM (i love you)
I had a fantastic DCM this year. It was ten million times better than last year.
Reasons:
1. I had a cool performer pass, so i felt cool.
2. I’m skinnier this year
3. Last year I didn’t know as many people, and now UCB is my home.
4. I saw Code Duello, which changed my life forever and other amazing shows like Improvised Shakespeare, BWC, i eat pandas, etc
5. I took two AMAZING...
You made out with Katie Cunningham
Embarrassment inspired me to get a blog. I seem to have a problem with getting wasted and making out with people very publicly. I’m not a slut, I just really like people. Especially when I’m drunk. It is definitely worse to get drunk and not remember what you did because then your left with the mystery of what else could have possibly happened.
I really tried to ignore this, but...
